Simple Green Cheese Tart
A tart-baked fresh cheese pie in the old style; the ancestor of modern cheesecakes in (at least) two universes
- Background (and recipe card below)
There’s no possibility whatsoever that this fairly basic recipe would have been missing from the repertoire of the tai-Sesmenni family’s master cook and baker Tik, whose culinary exploits are described in The Landlady. It almost certainly contributed to the “twice baked cheese roll” that appears at one point in the text.
In those parts of the Middle Kingdoms where dairying is most important—particularly midlands Darthen (where the tai-Sesmennis’ holding is located) and northern Steldin—cheesemaking is routinely seen as the best way to preserve milk for out-of-season use. This process routinely produces various by-products, particularly whey (which mostly gets fed to the pigs or applied to crops as a fertilizer).
Another thing that routinely happens adjacent to this process, however, is the discovery that after that last cheese is cooked (or otherwise processed), wrapped, and finally put away for the long business of curing, you’ve still got extra curd left over.
(Or you may have a household cow… and honestly, there’s only so much milk you can drink when she’s been in calf but the calf’s gone on to grass. Even if you’re lucky enough to have a largish family to help you, or a local market to bring it to.)
This is where the “green cheeses” come in. Fresh, uncured, (normally) whole-milk cheeses that would have been called “green cheese” because of that freshness are as common in the Four Realms (and in the Ladhain lands) as they are on our own Earth. Here the casual terminology has mostly fallen out of modern English-language usage, except when it turns up in jokes about the Moon… these usually based on the likeness of any given round white cheese to our nearest significant astronomical body. But the cheeses are still very much here, covering a broad spectrum of culinary possibilities between unripened cream-heavy cheeses such as Mascarpone (or cream cheese itself) through to pressed curd cheeses such as “farmer cheese,” or central European types like tvarog. Even cottage cheese counts as a “green cheese” (though it may not look much like the Moon until you start tinkering with it).
This tart recipe depends on the presence of at least a couple of green cheeses: a cream cheese very like our full-fat Philadelphia, and a coarser-curded, drier cheese similar to farmer cheese, small-curd cottage cheese, or tvarog. These are beaten together with eggs and egg yolks, and then seasoned as the baker prefers—sweet and savory versions both being popular in the Kingdoms.
A green cheese tart will work as well with spicy ingredients (such as chiles, a popular variant all over the Realms, though especially nearer to Steldin) as it will with sweet ones. Consider the tart a blank canvas on which your own dramas of flavor can be enacted.
See the recipe card below for details.
Baking, pastry, tarts, sweets. savories
Simple Green Cheese Tart (Sweet Version)
Equipment
- stand mixer or electric hand beater
- mixing bowl
- Tart pan or tin,, 25cm / 10 inch
Ingredients
Filling ingredients
- 450 grams farmer cheese, dry curd cheese, or drained cottage cheese (If you have access to a central European-style slightly-pressed curd cheese such as Tvarog, this is ideal)
- 150 grams full fat cream cheese
- 3 eggs
- 1 egg yolk
- 100 grams granulated sugar (white or brown)
- 1 tsp lemon extract (Or substitute other flavorings of your choice)
- 1 tsp vanilla (Omit if you're doing a savory version of this tart)
Half-wholemeal shortcrust pastry (single crust)
- 60 grams plain flour
- 60 grams wholemeal flour
- 30 grams butter (cold, cubed)
- 30 grams lard (cold; if unavailable, substitute butter or other chilled baking fat)
- 40 ml very cold water (Depending on your flour's absorbency, add up to another 10ml if necessary)
- 1 pinch salt
Instructions
- If you keep your eggs in the refrigerator, remove them and allow them to come up to room temperature.
- Prepare your pastry recipe and allow it to rest in the refrigerator for half an hour before rolling out. (Please note that the ingredient amounts given above are for a single-crust tart. If for some reason you want enough pastry for a double crust tart, please use the recipe at https://dduane.link/WholemealShortcrustPastry.)
- During the pastry's resting time, use a stand mixer or hand beater to beat the eggs and egg yolks until thick and creamy. Normally this will take fifteen to twenty minutes.
- When the egg mixture has thickened and bulked up somewhat, add the extracts/flavorings and continue beating until well combined.
- Add the sugar and continue beating until thoroughly combined.
- Add the cream cheese and beat very well for three to five minutes.
- Finally slow the beater down and crumble the curd cheese into the mixture. Beat gently for another few minutes.
- Line your pastry tin or pan with the shortcrust pastry dough. Prick its surfaces well with the tines of a fork.
- Preheat your oven to 180℃ / 375℉.
- When the oven has come up to heat, spoon the cheese and egg mixture into the pastry pan. The batter will be quite wet and shouldn't require smoothing.
- Grate a little nutmeg and/or allspice over the top of the tart and put it into the oven on a center rack.
- Bake for 45-50 minutes or until golden brown on top. (Rotate it if necessary halfway through so that the browning will be even.)
- When baked, remove and allow to cool on a rack for at least an hour (and two would be better) so that it will firm up before slicing. Better yet, though, allow it to rest overnight before slicing and serving.
- Serve with fresh fruits or berries, or with some whisked/whipped cream cheese on the side. (And maybe even both!)